Practical food ideas to help reduce your impact on the environment.
Behold that knife holder. Makes your’s look like some kiddies play kitchen knife holder from Toys ‘R’ Us right?
Slather both products in mayo, ketchup or BBQ sauce, stick them in a toasted brioche bun and most people wouldn’t bet their rent money on the outcome of a taste off.
This dry powder is a living organism! I don’t understand that. If dried yeast constitutes as life, then surely the universe must be teeming with life forms.
It's a fact though, tinned plum tomatoes are one of the best things to be put in a tin since tins were invented.
Roast Red Pepper and Tomato Soup
bread, capsicum, red pepper, soup, tomato
May 17, 2018
Fuck it I might as well go the gym afterwards and inject some steroids and pump some iron and get ripped and drive home in a Humvee! Raaaarrrr.
Tesco Launch Fake Steak
fake, meat, steak
As ethical eaters we'd try to avoid the kind of carbon emitting over packaged decadence that was common in ancient Rome and get it closer to home.
Char Grilled Asparagus
almonds, asparagus, bread
May 9, 2018
Behold that knife holder. Makes yours look like some kiddies play kitchen knife holder from Toys 'R' Us right?
Antonio Carluccio’s Knife Holder
deep frying, italian, pizza
May 7, 2018
This dry powder is a living organism! I don't understand that. If dried yeast constitutes as life, then surely the universe must be teeming with life forms.
Butter Bean Minestrone
beans, flat bread, pasta, tomato
May 4, 2018
Making flatbread however is a core life skill which shows other people that you are a grounded, common sense, practical person, who is capable and can be trusted in any circumstance.
chickpeas, coriander, dhal, flatbread, lentils
April 26, 2018
Please readers do not let mushroom mince become a thing. To confirm, this is literally a couple of mushrooms that have been chopped up!
mince, mushrooms, product
April 25, 2018
Beetroot is so popular these days I'm surprised no one in East London has invented the beetroot flat white yet.
Roast Beetroot Soup
beetroot, croutons, parsley, soup
Okay, so I don't think you can shoot down an Apache helicopter with an AK47, and I may have went too far with this analogy, but you get my drift.
Basil Pesto Linguine
basil, nuts, pasta, pesto, spinach
April 23, 2018
If the packet says 'cook on a medium heat for eight minutes', then eight minutes is what the boffins think is the optimal cooking time. Don't argue with them, they're scientists, you're not.
Veggie Sausage Baps
baps, buns, chimichurri, red onion, rolls, sausages
April 21, 2018
Slather both products in mayo, ketchup or BBQ sauce, stick them in a toasted brioche bun and most people wouldn't bet their rent money on the outcome of a taste off.
Fake Meat Update
April 19, 2018
I get that no one has time to make a lasagne from scratch these days but cooked noodles and tender stem broccoli in a plastic box is not a ready 'MEAL'.
Spicy Noodle Stir Fry
brocolli, carrot, hacks, noodles, ready meals, stir-fry
April 10, 2018
Maybe it was a Venezuelan delicacy. I'll never know because I can't speak Venezuelan and can't remember what she said.
Venezuelan Corn Bread Salad Box
beans, black, bread, corn, pickeled, pickles
April 8, 2018
...it even had nigella seeds on the bun instead of usual sesame seeds which I though was a great touch.
Paneer Saag Burger
brixton, burger, paneer, saag
April 5, 2018
Those mad scientists are at it again. This time they've crossed a pea with a noodle! Why has no one done this before?
noodle, noodles, pea
Remember to eat this at your desk so everyone in the office knows there's more to you than creating shit e-mail marketing campaigns.
Roasted Cauliflower and Indian Rice Salad
cauliflower, indian, rice, salad
April 4, 2018
As you can see it's fairly easy to make some leftovers look like something you'd get from a hipster food truck by chucking them on a pancake and scattering with fresh herbs.
Asian Noodles in a Gram Flour Pancake
asian, flour, gram, noodles, pancakes
If on the other hand, you've sat on your arse all day and had a Gregg's pasty, a can of coke and a bag of crisps for lunch, well you can't have one.
M&S Coconut and Cocoa Drink
chocolate, cocoa, coconut, drink, M&S
April 1, 2018
In the end the overall result is an interesting meat-free not very pork tasting alternative to pulled pork.
Come on taste buds, grab your sun glasses we’re off to Shanghai!
March 20, 2018
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