Those mad scientists are at it again. This time they’ve crossed a pea with a noodle! Why has no one done this before?
In the olden days noodles came in two flavours. egg flavour and rice flavour. Now you can get all kinds of noodles. I’ve even seen bright yellow high protein noodles for body builders made from fish. I kinda like the idea, and the colour but I don’t know if I’d pay £2.50 for them.