Tesco will start selling a 100% plant-based ‘steak’ from May 21st in the UK. I know a lot of carnivores will be extremely cynical about this but I can’t wait to try it. In fact I am going to make a special trip to my local Tesco on the day of the launch. I might even get a bag of gastro pub chips from the frozen cabinet and pretend I’m a rugby player or Royal Marine who I assume are the type of blokes who eat steak and chips for tea. Fuck it I might as well go the gym afterwards and inject some steroids and pump some iron and get ripped and drive home in a Humvee! Raaaarrrr.
You see? You see what happens when you start eating steak?